plot twist: your crush thinks about you as much as you think about him.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via goodweed-goodvibes)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
(Source: teruprince, via goodweed-goodvibes)
